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The Uncanny Would You Like Fries With That? #2
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The Legacy - RJ-NET.BLOG
Written by RJ45   
Saturday, 06 November 2004

A LITTLE BACKGROUND: This is the post that started a very nice fallout and gave the blog some much needed momentum. Aside from being absolutely one of the crudest & vulgar pieces I have ever posted, there were a number of comments and posts related to it. I tackle the unpopular topic of gay marriage.


(Warning: The following column contains EXTREMELY Vulgar language, crude & violent content, and sexual innuendo. If you are offended by this, go grab a few drinks, get laid, and lighten the fuck up!)

WELCOME TO

THE UNCANNY

Would You Like Fries With That?

#2 - 11-06-2004

    Hey everybody, it is me again with the 2nd ever edition of The Uncanny Would You Like Fries With That? I love this blog, and I hope to see more people posting on it soon.

    I am always looking for just about anybody and everybody to post some creative writing. The main theme is humor, but social/political commentary, poetry, and debates on current issues are more than welcome. Autobiographical material is accepted. I am also welcoming fiction, included but not limited to comedy, action, romance, sci-fi, and even fanfic.

    I love writing this newsletter again. I love writing all of this again. I also want to thank my staff. Although I know everybody is busy as hell, I hope when one of us writes, we all get tempted to write. It is hard to write everyday when you never have ANY time for anything because you have to work 50 hours a week AND go to school just to barely stay afloat. May the divine bless the George W. Bush administration for this life.

    Today's edition has a theme that is an oldie, but a goodie...FREE FLOATING HOSTILITY! Culture items that I am bored of, tired of, or pissed at. WOO HOO! So enjoy!

 
RJ-45's Tales From A Call Center #1 - "Screen Windows"
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Monday, 01 November 2004
Hey, we've all heard that working at a call center can be a nightmare sometimes. Honestly, I love it. I like the laid back environment and the chance to get my homework done or some writing done. The people at the call center rock too.

The call center I work for is Internet Tech Support for one of the top Cable Companies in America. In other words, people call me with their problems with the internet. If you have ever done customer service...Just take those people, and PUT THEM ON A COMPUTER. Imagine the horror...
 
"Screen Windows"
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    • Legend For Following the Action:

      :: Action ...Explains what I am doing::

      Who Is Talking:

      RJ-45 Holds the Mute Button And Says Smart-Ass
      Remarks.


      I Don't Say Names of my company or the customers for Ethical Reasons. So I put the typeface in Courier
       

RJ-45: Thank you for calling
Company Name, this is Richard, how may I help you?

Customer: ::speaks in a soft voice, she is a senior from the south...UH OH:: Hi, my internet is not working...
 
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