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I wrote this one last summer. Fortunately the neighbor mentioned moved out, only to be replaced with this really odd woman who paces up and down the sidewalk, smoking a cigarette. I think I prefer the dog.

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Currently my sons and I are "between homes," a graceful way of saying that we're homeless and living in a small motel in Small Republican White-As-You-Can-Get Town, USA. Our landlady, a wonderful highly intelligent Indian woman by the name of Hetal, provides our cable internet connection for a small extra fee. Between the three of us, Hetal, her husband Vijay and their six-year-old son you have pretty much the sum of the intelligence with sixteen rooms and one residence - and there are no vacancies.

We've heard it all; drunken fights at three am, police pounding on doors at odd hours, overheard (and reported) child abuse, wild parties, and so on. The absolute weirdest event was an elderly man lying dead in his room for a week before the stench got to the neighbors and the owner forced herself into the room. The whackiest is ongoing... well... read on.

Ten things in high school that must die

Hello, it’s Bobby Clyde here again. Orwell is dead, don’t you worry! This time, I am going for more of a comedic post, about things in high school that are super annoying. My high school is one adventure and a half. Therefore, I’m gonna list ten things that must be demolished in my high school today. Starting from least annoying, here it goes:

10. People that STOP in the middle of nowhere and make you late for class.

Have you ever walked down the hall, just to find that the person in front of you suddenly STOPS and JUST STANDS THERE!?!?!?!?!? It is very annoying to say at the least. I envision myself one day when that happens to say “look at me, I can stop the hall for no reason at all, ain’t I the shit?! ;)” Goddamn, it’s bad enough to only have four minutes to get to class without these fucks getting in the way.